Head of Events
Furcation
I head up the events team at Furcation, the UK furry convention, making sure there’s always something going on.
UK furry · trash panda · night owl
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Fluffy, fursuited and always up to something. Fursuiter, Head of Events at Furcation, events host, radio presenter and professional nerd.
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Who’s behind the fursuit?
A furry from the UK and a full-time Private Cloud Systems Architect. I specialise in Cisco, HyperFlex, VMware, Linux and Microsoft technologies.
You can frequently catch me at UK furry meets or on VRChat. If you spot a raccoon in a green bandana waving glowing green paws at you, that’s me. Come and say hi!
- Fursuiter
- Head of Events · Furcation
- Events host
- Radio presenter
- Professional nerd
- Powered by White Monster
- Species
- Raccoon (Human lotor)
- Known markings
- Dark eye stripes, green eyes, lime paw pads and that swoop of hair
- Usually wearing
- A green bandana with his name on it
- Habitat
- UK fur meets, conventions and VRChat worlds
- Active hours
- Nocturnal, especially Wednesdays from 8pm
- Fuel
- One White Monster a day, minimum. Non-negotiable.
- Diet
- Grapes. So many grapes. Suspiciously, all of the grapes.
Spotted in the wild
Photos
Every shot of me from SeventhVoid’s camera, 2023 to now. Tap any photo to see it big.
Photos by SeventhVoid · more tagged on FurTrack
On air
Tune in
Lorcian’s Midweek Mayhem
Live on AIR 107.2 FM and Twitch · Wednesday evenings, 8 till 10pm
Broadcasting across Weymouth and Portland and streaming everywhere else. Fully licensed via PPL and PRS.
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Where to find me next
Events
When I’m not on the radio I’m usually running the show somewhere else.
Coming up
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Details
Furcation 2026 Press Start!
John Fowler’s Sandy Glade Holiday Park · 20–23 Nov 2026
Nothing booked right now. Check the calendar below.
Events host
On the mic at meets and cons, keeping things moving and the crowd laughing.
UK fur meets
Out in suit at meets around the country. Find me by the green bandana.
My calendar
Times in UK time
By day
Private Cloud Systems Architect
When the suit comes off, I design and build private cloud platforms. Racks, hypervisors, far too many cables and a White Monster within arm’s reach.
- Cisco
- HyperFlex
- VMware
- Linux
- Microsoft
Terminal: whoami returns Lorcian, private cloud systems architect. The stack is Cisco, HyperFlex, VMware, Linux and Microsoft. Uptime: nocturnal, fuelled by White Monster and grapes.
