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Lorcian

Fluffy, fursuited and always up to something. Fursuiter, Head of Events at Furcation, events host, radio presenter and professional nerd.

caught on camera, 2am
Lorcian sticker: grinning with his eyes shut, in his green bandana.

Case file #001

Who’s behind the fursuit?

A furry from the UK and a full-time Private Cloud Systems Architect. I specialise in Cisco, HyperFlex, VMware, Linux and Microsoft technologies.

You can frequently catch me at UK furry meets or on VRChat. If you spot a raccoon in a green bandana waving glowing green paws at you, that’s me. Come and say hi!

Species
Raccoon (Human lotor)
Known markings
Dark eye stripes, green eyes, lime paw pads and that swoop of hair
Usually wearing
A green bandana with his name on it
Habitat
UK fur meets, conventions and VRChat worlds
Active hours
Nocturnal, especially Wednesdays from 8pm
Fuel
One White Monster a day, minimum. Non-negotiable.
Diet
Grapes. So many grapes. Suspiciously, all of the grapes.

Spotted in the wild

Photos

Every shot of me from SeventhVoid’s camera, 2023 to now. Tap any photo to see it big.

Photos by SeventhVoid · more tagged on FurTrack

On air

Tune in

Lorcian’s Midweek Mayhem

Live on AIR 107.2 FM and Twitch · Wednesday evenings, 8 till 10pm

Broadcasting across Weymouth and Portland and streaming everywhere else. Fully licensed via PPL and PRS.

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Where to find me next

Events

When I’m not on the radio I’m usually running the show somewhere else.

Coming up

  • Events hostConvention

    Furcation 2026 Press Start!

    John Fowler’s Sandy Glade Holiday Park · 20–23 Nov 2026

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Head of Events

Furcation

I head up the events team at Furcation, the UK furry convention, making sure there’s always something going on.

Host

Events host

On the mic at meets and cons, keeping things moving and the crowd laughing.

Fursuiter

UK fur meets

Out in suit at meets around the country. Find me by the green bandana.

My calendar

Times in UK time
Lorcian sticker: shrugging in confusion under two green question marks.

By day

Private Cloud Systems Architect

When the suit comes off, I design and build private cloud platforms. Racks, hypervisors, far too many cables and a White Monster within arm’s reach.

  • Cisco
  • HyperFlex
  • VMware
  • Linux
  • Microsoft

Terminal: whoami returns Lorcian, private cloud systems architect. The stack is Cisco, HyperFlex, VMware, Linux and Microsoft. Uptime: nocturnal, fuelled by White Monster and grapes.